December 2011
20 posts
It's Happenin'
January 7th, I will be roasted
Clones
Family
Django Fett
Django Reinhardt is one of my new obsessions.
Exporting Raymond
This is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen!
All I want for Christmas
is warm clothes and money
Philosophy
I have a strange relationship with philosophy. On one hand, I love thinking about moral and ethical decisions. For instance: “How soon does one masturbate after a major catastrophic event?”
And I love sifting into odd tangential multiverses of thought…
Example:
“If the reality we’re in now is only a dream, how crappy must the actual reality be?”
and
...
The recession has gotten so bad...
that this is how I drive to work.
Am I A Man.. Or Am I A Muppet?
The new Muppets movie kinda made my day!
It told a well rounded emotional, and extremely funny story.
Hip Hop Names
I’ve often fantasized about becoming an international Hip Hop sensation. But in order to do so, one has to develop a new persona…the way Bruce Wayne becomes Batman, or how the alter ego of that giant marshmallow man from Ghostbusters is Kirstie Alley.
Thus, I have compiled this list of Rap names:
1. Litter Thug
2. Mad Rhyme Disease
3. T. Diddy
4. Das Sexist
5. L.L. Hot T....